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You know you're in love with your professor when:*
5) You are convinced that he has impeccable taste in clothing because he is always dressed as if he's going clubbing, but secretly you're aware that that slick black shirt is the best way to disguise unsightly potbellies.
4) You think it's endearing when he gets white chalk all over his black clubbing clothes. Every. Single. Day.
3) He sports a mullet - a greasy one at that - without any semblance of irony, and...you think this is okay.
2) You go to his office hours and talk about Ramprasad and Kamalakanta for an hour, and it feels like a clandestine rendez-vous under the stars.
1) You have named the kids - all four of them - that you will have with him,stubbornly ignoring the widely known fact that he doesn't even like women.
*Disclaimer: This is a work of, uh, fiction. Similarities to any person, living or dead, at McGill or not, is purely coincidental.
5) You are convinced that he has impeccable taste in clothing because he is always dressed as if he's going clubbing, but secretly you're aware that that slick black shirt is the best way to disguise unsightly potbellies.
4) You think it's endearing when he gets white chalk all over his black clubbing clothes. Every. Single. Day.
3) He sports a mullet - a greasy one at that - without any semblance of irony, and...you think this is okay.
2) You go to his office hours and talk about Ramprasad and Kamalakanta for an hour, and it feels like a clandestine rendez-vous under the stars.
1) You have named the kids - all four of them - that you will have with him,stubbornly ignoring the widely known fact that he doesn't even like women.
*Disclaimer: This is a work of, uh, fiction. Similarities to any person, living or dead, at McGill or not, is purely coincidental.
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